pity, no stars
i hoped there'd be stars
hate-free blog except maybe the very ocassional gripe about bryan singer.
reading: american gods by neil gaiman, heir of fire by sarah j. maas
listening to: dear evan hansen cast recording; natasha, pierre, and the great comet of 1812 cast recording
last movie: dunkirk
He never called you? I thought you said it just fizzled. That’s fizzling, I mean someone has to start the fizzle. Yeah, I thought you started it.
They were flying all over the place and they were scary and then they’d come down and they’d suck the soul out of your body and it hurt!
You work here, don’t you want good insurance? Don’t need it. Never been sick, perfect immune system. Okay, well, if you’ve never been sick then you don’t have any antibodies. I don’t need them. Superior genes. I’m a Schrute… And superior brain power.
I hadn’t realized that everybody here dresses up every year. Me neither.
the office rewatch ☰ 1.3 health care
The most sacred thing I do is care and provide for my workers, my family. I give them money. I give them food. Not directly, but through the money. I heal them. Today, I am in charge of picking a great new health care plan. Right? That’s what this is all about. Does that make me their doctor? Um… Yes, in a way. Yeah, like a specialist.
the office rewatch ☰ 1.1 pilot
What is the most important thing for a company? Is it the cash flow? Is it the inventory? Nuh-uh. It’s the people. The people.
Does your husband ever have soft erections? ‘Cause if not, I just grabbed a very soft penis for nothing.
Michael, what’s wrong? Everything’s wrong. The stress of my modern office has caused me to go into a depression.
